Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had

[Milsap]

How do we know that canned pet food tastes like what the label says if the pets can't talk? Do pet food companies hire people to test taste the food? Are they paid a high wage or minimum wage?

Because pet food has to be safe for human consumption in the event of a massive disaster and-or nuclear war.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Where did the Zoroua seen in the opening sequence off BW that shows N living in the forest come from if there were no wild ones in Unova? Every other Pokémon shown in the scene could be found in the wild.

N used the unfinished-trade/dns-spoof gts glitch to gen himself a zorua In Real Life of course (its not Police Illegal to talk about it cos u can't even do it anymore, ds!gts is dead). failing that he gave birth to it himself or something idk

Because pet food has to be safe for human consumption in the event of a massive disaster and-or nuclear war.

you eat dog food for a living?? guess u didn't "winalot" rofl

[The name master]

So when Pokemon came out (1990's) they had the technology to build Porygon?

How?

Having a conversation with a Porygon would probably be something like this:

[spoiler]Typlosion: Hi! I need your opinion! Do you think blue looks better or yellow.

Porygon: Opinion? I have no understanding of the word! It is not in my vocabulary!

Typlosion: Just think of and choose blue or yellow!

Porygon: I am only capable of seeing in shades of green! And that is not opinion, that is random choice!

Typlosion: Well, then think of the shades of green the indicates that it is blue or yellow, then choose one, then express that choice as an opinion!

Porygon: Based on the indications, blue is a darker shade of green....[/spoiler]

ETC, ETC.....

[Petzbreeder]

Has anyone ever been in an empty room?

It is impossible to be inside of an empty room. Once you're inside it, it isn't empty anymore!
Why didn't this occur to me before?

[The name master]

In generation 1, what would happen if you successfully captured a ghost?

(Of course you'd have to hack the game!)

But would the game crash or glitch or would missingno be created?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

In generation 1, what would happen if you successfully captured a ghost?

(Of course you'd have to hack the game!)

But would the game crash or glitch or would missingno be created?

Are you talking about the ghosts before you get the Scope or Gastly and Haunter? Because the latter two are Ghosts and nothing happens then. But if you mean the glitch ghosts then yes, the game will be messed up. You cannot catch the Marowak without hacking. It will always dodge what ever Poké Ball you use.

[The name master]

Are you talking about the ghosts before you get the Scope or Gastly and Haunter? Because the latter two are Ghosts and nothing happens then. But if you mean the glitch ghosts then yes, the game will be messed up. You cannot catch the Marowak without hacking. It will always dodge what ever Poké Ball you use.

I'm referring to these ghosts in pkmn tower before getting the scope.



I wasn't referring specifically to the Marowak, just any ghost in pkmn tower.

You can't hurt the ghosts because your Pokemon are a bunch of pussies too scared to fight and you can't catch them, because they're so good at dodge ball! But what if you hacked the game so they don't dodge and you have a 100% chance of success? Would the game crash or would it handle it? If so, what would the ghosts stats be like? What (if any) moves would it have?

Also, what would happen if you played the game with no pokemon?

(again, hacking required)

Such as wild encounter, pokemon centers and other things that involve your Pokemon.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 That pic is too scary not to have a spoiler tag and a warning about the spoopiness of the contents

[The name master]

If Mewtwo from the first movie was created from Mew's DNA, then would that make Mewtwo Mew's son?

[Petzbreeder]

When I first started having Star Wars dreams, I often wondered if they were actually dreams or if they were real.

In my Star Wars dreams, I have the ability to telepathically talk to Obi Wan. I often tried it before I fell asleep, on the off-chance that I'd dream about him that night.

I haven't had any Star Wars dreams in a while. Has Obi Wan abandoned me?

[The name master]

Not that it's that weird, but how is Goomy a dragon type?

Beatuifly and Dustox are pretty much the same pokemon. Beatuifly is part flying type and weak to electric. Dustox is a bug/poison flying bug and isn't weak to electric? This is why pokemon need more than two types!

Screw the rules! They did that with Manaphy!

[The Shrub Dragon]

^bud dustox is a moth. have you ever seen a moth?? they /love/ electrical appliances as long as they've got light coming off them. a streetcar named dustox.


if you drink seven yakult in a day do the good bacteria colonise and take over your body


also it's been 700 years since fabliaux as a genre was popular and we're still making jokes about cuckoldry and i say without a hint of sarcasm that if i could resurrect geoffrey chaucer so that he could see the extent of his legacy on the english speaking world i would

[The name master]

In an advert about cat food, a cat is playing with a light, turning it on and off. He says "What is this sorcery? A machine that turns day to night?"

If he knows what a machine is, he wouldn't see sorcery as the awnser!

Also:

"10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

The genie's been in the lamp for OVER 9000!!!! years

[Milsap]

you eat dog food for a living?? guess u didn't "winalot" rofl

I guess you could say it's in...

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My pedigree.

Thought of the day: If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

[The name master]

Nidoran Female and Nidoqueen have horns on their heads but Nidorina doesn't.

???