You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[The Librarian]

....when you have a different family every time you move.

[Akari MMS]

When you choose your gender at the age of ten

[oblong]

When you can fit items like a bike inside a tiny backpack.

[Akari MMS]

When you can't find a single hospital for humans ant the vet doesn't charge anything for healing your pet.

[PreciousInfinity]

When you get thrown into an African jail for throwing toy Pokeballs at wild Ryhorn, er, I mean Rhinoceros.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when...YOU LITERALLY GO BLIND FROM FATIGUE!!!

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When people dissapear when they leave the room.

[Spectre Latios]

when you think that the comic "Archie" is about Team Aqua.

[-itachi uchiha-]

you know uvwe plaed too much when you walk thought grass an are consatly reaching for you belt whenevre you fell movement on your foot

[oblong]

When your pet gets hurt in the middle of nowhere, you say" Uh-oh theres no Pokemon center for miles--better use a potion" and give it some murky water...

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

Or when you think criminal bosses will give up because you killed their pets.

[Shaun Ogg]

When you decide your name at ten and old men forget their grandson's name.

[Spectre Latios]

When you think that you would never need to use da toilet. 

[Luke]

When you're tryin to get to sleep and you hear the pokemon music in your head so you presume that your GBA is still on... nasty stuff, happened to me many a time  X__X

[JºèýJ³dý]

When you can store a bike in a PC

[Spectre Latios]

when you think there iss such a currency as PokemonMoney.