The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[SirBlaziken]

29.

I'm not even going to ask what the hell's going on here.

[Hitmonchu]

30.
too late you just did
fhuirgtweyj urhtohero ljtoierjoituio hjojklbjvbbread

[Wolstenholme]

31. Ciabatta is actually a really cute name, I like it. (Hint, Dwaghowst.)

29.

I'm not even going to ask what the hell's going on here.

^Shut up, crouton.

[SirBlaziken]

32.

Brony's more of a crouton.

[Wolstenholme]

33. No, brony is breadstick

[Delicious_Scout]

34.

Summarising:

Chloe = Ciabatta
Me = Bagel
Hitmonchu = Breadstick
ShinyBalziken = Cruton
Poison = Pain au chocolat
Bread = Croissant

[Wolstenholme]

25.

Dick = Baguette.
Draghost = Crumpet (I saved the cutest one for my hubby.)

[SirBlaziken]

1.

Back to one. And I'd prefer something other than crouton.

[Wolstenholme]

2. No one get's to choose their own name, crouton.

[Delicious_Scout]

3.

Then I shall nickname you as SheaieenehBlaeezuhkoun, the Croutonned Crouton.

[SirBlaziken]

4.

*Sets above user on fire*

[Delicious_Scout]

5.

Too bad I am made out of burn heal, SheaieenehBlaeezuhkoun, the Croutonned Crouton.

[SirBlaziken]

6.

All I have to say is.....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[Wolstenholme]

7. So aggressive for one so small, crouton

[SirBlaziken]

8.

Keep it up, and I'll evolve the pokemon holding your gift Chloe. And believe me, you do not want me to evolve it.