Tell a bad joke

[SirBlaziken]

Legend has it that if you play a nickelback song backwards, you'll hear devil worship.

Even worse: Play it forwards and you'll hear nickelback

[2OrSomething]

no its free beef because it cant run away :///////////////

No it's ground beef because it's on the ground :///////////////
I will fight you on this

I threw some shredded cheese at a kid and they ran off. What an ungrateful child.

[The name master]

There were no genies or magic carpets. Aladdin was just really high!

[2OrSomething]

My choir teacher keeps telling us to be louder, but singing loudly just isn't my forte.

[SirBlaziken]

I feel like i've told this joke already but i'll tell it anyways:

So a farmer had 2 cats, one named "one two three" cat, and the other name "un deux trois" cat. He took the two of them out on a boat in the middle of a river. But alas the boat sank. The farmer was ok and "one two three" cat could swim. "Un deux trois" cat drowned however, because un deux trois quatre cinq.

[2OrSomething]

I had a quesadilla with three cheeses today.
I guess that makes it a tresadilla.

[The name master]

The word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word!


I don't know if dirty jokes are allowed, but I can always delete it if not!

[Petzbreeder]

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is extremely heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

My mum had to explain this one to me.

You know what's funny? Ritchie called his Charmander Zippo.
Check out this picture.

[KWG08C]

I hope I don't break any rules with this but here it goes:

Why did the chicken crossed the street?

Because North Korea's missiles wouldn't reach that long! <e,e>r

[SirBlaziken]

^Nah you're good (trust me, I have some really awful ones i'd love to share)

I went to the doctor yesterday and said "Doctor doctor, i'm having some really strange dreams. Two nights ago I dreamed I was a ford pickup, and last night I dreamed I was an SUV!" He waved off my concerns and simply said "I think you're having an auto body experience."

[Petzbreeder]

A few school jokes:

Google is your friend.
Google Translate is your French teacher's worst enemy!

[spoiler]If you don't get it, I learned more French from Google Translate than I did from my French teacher.[/spoiler]

If I could describe school with a number, it would be 7734.
Why?
Put it into a calculator and turn it upside down.

[spoiler]It says hell.[/spoiler]

Kid: Hey, Mum. You told me that I'd learn something if I went to school.
Mum: Of course, dear.
Kid: I've been waiting here for hours. Are you sure this is the right place?

Children are smarter than fish.
Why?
Children only go to their school for a few years. Fish never leave their school!

[spoiler]A school is the name for a group of fish.[/spoiler]