Tell a bad joke

[SirBlaziken]

Basically, while following site rules (and avoiding race jokes, please avoid those), tell the worst, most punniest joke you can and the next person was to judge how horrible it is. I don't think a demonstration is needed for this.

Can you shoryukan? Sure you can.

[not chloe]

Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It drove down the lane and turned into a field!

A broccoli went to a restaurant and was asked if he would like to see the special. The waiter told him it was meat pie to which the broccoli replied "No thanks, I'm a veggie!"

You have been a wonderful audience, thank you and goodnight.

[SirBlaziken]

The tractor one was so bad that I laughed a little. I'll be honest.

Katniss and Peeta? Please. If you want real hunger games, try green hippo vs. orange hippo.

Samuel L. Jackson thought snakes on a plane were bad enough, but that's nothing compared to dinosaurs on a spaceship, is it?

[sylar]

my entire existence

[SirBlaziken]

I was talking on showdown and one of the rooms was so dead, I thought that it was Fred Weasley.

[Sizacu]

What does a cosmic duck say?
Quark.

I love these jokes sorry...

[Meowstic Royalty]

Two antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much.

BUT THE RECEPTION WAS GREAT.

[Sizacu]

^ I like that a lot more than I should omg

Ooo how about
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer

[Meowstic Royalty]

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

PULLED PORK.

And I swear that was so terrible I snorted.

[Petzbreeder]

I don't know any bad jokes but I found this really bad pick-up line somewhere.

"Your parents must be terrorists because you are the bomb!"

Yeah, bad!

[not chloe]

A girl entered a shop looking for a t shirt with a Union Jack on it. She asked the shop assistant what colour they were and he said "they come in red, white and blue, of course!" And the girl replied "I'll have a red one please!!"

That one came from my dad when was younger. Bit sexist?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

The only bad joke I know is the Green Party.

[SirBlaziken]

Here's a joke: American politics.

[the bread dragon]

this thread is a joke because there's been two consecutive political jokes

[Kerou 犠牲]

Yeah well bread you know what people say about you when you're not doing anything?

They say you're loafing around

Yeah how about them apples huh