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Tell a bad joke
« on: June 27, 2015, 17:27 »
Basically, while following site rules (and avoiding race jokes, please avoid those), tell the worst, most punniest joke you can and the next person was to judge how horrible it is. I don't think a demonstration is needed for this.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2015, 17:45 »
Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It drove down the lane and turned into a field!

A broccoli went to a restaurant and was asked if he would like to see the special. The waiter told him it was meat pie to which the broccoli replied "No thanks, I'm a veggie!"

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2015, 17:54 »
The tractor one was so bad that I laughed a little. I'll be honest.

Katniss and Peeta? Please. If you want real hunger games, try green hippo vs. orange hippo.

Samuel L. Jackson thought snakes on a plane were bad enough, but that's nothing compared to dinosaurs on a spaceship, is it?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2015, 19:05 »
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2015, 19:27 »
I was talking on showdown and one of the rooms was so dead, I thought that it was Fred Weasley.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2015, 11:13 »
What does a cosmic duck say?
Quark.

I love these jokes sorry...
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2015, 22:25 »
Two antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much.

BUT THE RECEPTION WAS GREAT.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2015, 21:38 »
^ I like that a lot more than I should omg

Ooo how about
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2015, 22:24 »
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

PULLED PORK.

And I swear that was so terrible I snorted.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2015, 20:22 »
I don't know any bad jokes but I found this really bad pick-up line somewhere.

"Your parents must be terrorists because you are the bomb!"

Yeah, bad!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2015, 00:27 »
A girl entered a shop looking for a t shirt with a Union Jack on it. She asked the shop assistant what colour they were and he said "they come in red, white and blue, of course!" And the girl replied "I'll have a red one please!!"

That one came from my dad when was younger. Bit sexist?
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2015, 21:28 »
The only bad joke I know is the Green Party.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2015, 17:08 »
Here's a joke: American politics.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2015, 17:29 »
this thread is a joke because there's been two consecutive political jokes
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2015, 17:52 »
Yeah well bread you know what people say about you when you're not doing anything?

They say you're loafing around

Yeah how about them apples huh
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