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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2016, 12:44 »
Two words:

DONALD TRUMP!!!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #76 on: November 16, 2016, 14:42 »
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a ventriloquist dummy?

Answer: The dummy can keep its big mouth shut and has much better hair.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #77 on: November 16, 2016, 14:48 »
I don't understand politics at all.

My mum told me to vote for a party, and I did. So where is my invitation?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2016, 14:54 »
This thread is now just going to be Donald Trump jokes now, isn't it?
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #79 on: November 16, 2016, 15:08 »
I have such a bad habit.



Any other bad habits?
No, I have nun.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #80 on: November 18, 2016, 14:24 »
Guy 1: A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: That's the whole joke!

Here's another!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the ugly man's house!

Knock, knock!

It's the chicken!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #81 on: December 22, 2016, 14:09 »
I found this on Youtube.

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in dry, and comes out wet
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag
Its not what you think

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2016, 17:13 »
This thread is now just going to be Donald Trump jokes now, isn't it?

The real joke is that he's still our president despite these cruel blows.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #83 on: January 15, 2017, 21:29 »
It is really easy to steal food from McDonalds.
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Because they have no burger alarms.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2017, 23:43 »
Buddy of mine left a 7-10 earlier today at our match against another school. So I looked him in the eyes and said "Don't worry, split happens."
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #85 on: February 11, 2017, 21:39 »
 If a quiz makes you quizzical what does a test make you?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2017, 18:55 »
what do you call a cow with no legs?
free beef

Um no that's ground beef.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #87 on: February 24, 2017, 18:58 »
Hey! I saw Yo' Momma in Kanto! She was sleeping around Route 12!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2017, 22:30 »
Germans are really bad at playing The Sims. They think killing them is the whole point of the game.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #89 on: February 26, 2017, 21:50 »
Um no that's ground beef.
no its free beef because it cant run away :///////////////

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