Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. It grows in both your back and in ShinyBlazi's hair.

I wish the corruption of my wish affects my enemies.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it instead affects you.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. You break Heaven in Chat.

I wish a bowl of delicious cornflakes to feed ShinyBlaziken.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but I don't eat you. (I hate cornflakes)

I wish that I had my Twitch Plays Pokemon shirt already.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is the perfect sized shirt. For a mouse....

I wish for a cuckoo clock!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, the cuckoo clock makes the cuckoo sound every second instead of every hour though.

I wish I could use mind control like Madame X's Malamar.

[Delicious_Scout]

Your wish is already a corrupted corruption, what the Hell

Granted, but I can control yours and you can not control mine.


ei weesh ei culd wreat prupurle

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. It is the perfect sized shirt. For a mouse....

I can live with that.

Your wish is already a corrupted corruption, what the Hell

Granted, but I can control yours and you can not control mine.


ei weesh ei culd wreat prupurle

Granted, but you only can wreat blue and red, but not purple.

I wish Scout would make sense.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted but now Scout has become less interesting to talk to.

I wish I could meet Linkin Park (Their newest album is amazing!)

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but all the members are people you hate, and their manager is Justin Bieber!

I wish that I wouldn't procrastinate so much.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. But since I am less interesting now, you will die out of boredo(o)m.

I wish I could perform a Flash Kick.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You perform one and then break your neck so violently that you are dead.

I wish for some cookies!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but you have to come to the dark side first, as we are the only ones who have them.

I wish I could summon the Horned Reaper from Dungeon Keeper 2.

[Mistral]

Granted, but it works against you and not with you.

I wish to have a completed National Pokedex.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but its on your red version. not really horribly corrupted, but it works

i wish for socks without holes in them.