Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but it is worse than magicarp,with 1 as all of its stats
I wish i was freinds with THE SCATMAN!

[Sizacu]

Granted, but he starts singing 'Can't touch this' and runs off...? o_o

I wish I had ice cream.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but its made of bat guano.
I wish I could meet chris daughtry, he's awesome.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but he doesn't pay any attention to you...? x3'

I still wish I had less homework.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but it will all be written in German, and the problems are way too complicated.
I wish I wasn't sick....

[Sizacu]

I know some German P:

Granted, but you'll get sick the every next day. xD

I wish I knew random German phrases.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you insult a german child and his dad beats your crap in

I wish I was a famous author

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but everyone finds out you cheated and no one buys anymore of your books

I wish i had a pet fish

[Shaymin]

granted, but it dies

i wish i knew why my crush doesn't see anything in me (if he does, he hasn't shown it)?

[Sizacu]

Granted, but he ignores you for a week...?

I wish I didn't have my stomach cramps.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, you have a stomach ulcer instead.

I wish my eyes were violet

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but they'll fall out of their sockets!

I wish I could walk through walls whenever I wanted without any flaws whatsoever.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but you'll starve. Just like in PMD! :3

[Z:illyhoo]

Sizacu, you didn't wish!

I wish I had a bag of fresh, clean, non-poisoned blueberries that nobody will steal.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but they explode an burn your tounge

i wish for no more coruppted wishes for me