Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but it'll switch to another ball. Somehow.

I wish fingers weren't so numb.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but they will fall off!

I wish my brother would stop snoring, he sounds like a chainsaw!

[Sizacu]

Granted, but he'll turn into a chainsaw!

I wish the desktop would actually download things PROPERLY.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but you're computer will crash a day later.
I wish my dog could talk!

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted. I will (roughly) quote 'The Knife of Never Letting Go': "The first thing you learn when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't have much that's interesting to say. About anything.

i wish that I will have a good half term.

[Torchickens]

Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.

I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!

[Blue Fire]

Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.

I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!

Granted but Jirachi will hunt you down and kill you... I wish my parents will get me a non-sucky camera.

[Torchickens]

Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)

I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.

[Blue Fire]

Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)

I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.

Not granted. Wait thats horribley corrupted isnt it.

[Torchickens]

Aww, well perhaps but probably not if you take kings who are 'corrupt' for example one like Charles I arguably just called Parliament for the money lol.

I wish for a glass of water.

[Laprabi]

Granted, but it only looks like water. It is actually Sulfuric Acid.

I wish I would never lose THE GAME.

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted, but you will never be aware of winning.

I wish I knew what the 5th gen pokémon was.

[Torchickens]

Granted, but that same day Nintendo tells everybody else too.

I wish I wasn't so tired XD.

[Avian]

Granted, but you end up running into a Snorlax and you get squished!

I wish for a dish with a fish that's Weird-ish and wishes! (whew!)

[Torchickens]

Granted, but even 'da wishmaker' fell for that tongue-twister and he gave you a Qwilfish for your dish, who poisons you.

I wish I wasn't tempted to wish for more wishes (as they would all get corrupted).