Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. While waiting on the subway, someone accidentally pushes you, you fall forward OVER the safety line and on to the tracks. As you get up and try to get to safety, a sub car hits you and splatters you everywhere!

I wish I could change my voice at will as well as change my appearance like Tonks can in the Harry Potter movies!

[Draghost999]

I wish to welcome you, Draghost999, to, *drumroll*, PKMN.net!

Daddy drag's been here since good ol' twentyten.


Granted. But then you feel like changing into...ugh...and you walk around naked. You're in jail for that. You are disgusting!

I wish I could shoot blasts from my hands and control them.

[AlexanM2]

Granted but you can't control WHEN they blast... so you end up killing yourself in your sleep....tsk tsk

I wish I would pass all of my exams this week!

[~Evanscence~]

Granted, but then they suddenly spontaneously combust before the grades are recorded and so the teachers fail you.

I wish I had a cookie.

[hermesguy]

Daddy drag's been here since good ol' twentyten.

Your post count es brroken den... it says 2. 0.o

Granted, but it is pickle flavored.

I wish for a cookie.

[Draghost999]

Your post count es brroken den... it says 2. 0.o

No, Sir Draghost lived on a different account.

Granted, but it is pickle flavored.

[Uncle Garnetto]

I wish the above person (grr, draghost999) made a wish!

[lugia95]

Granted. He makes a wish, but you've already posted, and therefore can't corrupt it.

I wish for this to be the last post in this topic.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, then someone makes a new topic of the same game, but gets banned from the site for it. It is sOmeone we all like, and we all shun you for getting them banned
I wish I owned a game shop (not the company game. Just a non game related game shop)

[Sizacu]

Granted, but the sales online quickly make you go bankrupt.
.. Well, it was either that or it got vandalised to the point of irreversibility.

I wish that my Sims actually knew what to do half the time.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but they become too clever, create real life robot versions of themselves (that don't have to follow asimovs 3 laws of robotics) and kill you (before beginning a terminator style war.
I wish I had a genie

[Draghost999]

Granted. It is a genie...a bad genie. Every time you make a wish, he horribly corrupts it. He's doing our job for us.

I wish Mellowman would stay dead.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. He becomes a zombie, literally rips off your head and eats it!

I wish for mint chocolate chip Klondike bars!

[Draghost999]

But I'm a dragon ghost, so it has no effect.

Granted. First, I ate them then I pooped them out and then you ate it. No, you ate Mellowman's poop.

I wish I was a lot more excited.

[spritey]

Granted. You're so excited that you can't sleep.

I wish for peppermint candy.