Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Stmacl]

Granted!!! It's Susan Boyle!!!

I wish I could die whenever I wished!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You make a wish. Unfortunately it wasn't to come back after you died and thus wasted the wish....

I wish I had Amanda Hugnkis!

[Stmacl]

Granted!!! You told me she was very delicious!!

I wish I had an afro!!

[Draghost999]

Granted, but I'm inside your afro...

I wish for a ffcjkfdbcrf ijkfevbkjfevbkj bsrhf  jkshvbfejvbhfdbvdskvbdf!ifnfduvivunis ...ah...transmission...is...cutting...off...help!!

[Stmacl]

Granted!!! you get a ffcjkfdbcrf ijkfevbkjfevbkj bsrhf  jkshvbfejvbhfdbvdskvbdf!ifnfduvivunis ...ah...transmission...is...cutting...off...help but it's broken!!

I wish for a wish that can be wished for and grant wishes, It should be able to eat wishes as well!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted!!! You told me she was very delicious!!

Didn't even read what I said out loud, did you?

Granted. The wish then become morbidly obese and dies from a combination of a heart attack, diabetes, stroke, and choking on a bone in ham swallowed whole!!!! You don't know how it happened but it HAPPENED!

I wish I could fly!

[Stmacl]

Error: Your wish could not be granted due to it not being completed you started with "I wish I could" before interjecting with the insect "fly" for this you have been transformed into a fly.

I wish that the wish machine repair man would hurry up 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. He hurrys up and rapes you. And NOT very gently either!

I wish I had a 3DS!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! However it is made out of TNT boom!!

I wish ttvgrfgbhgrtnjeytgrfghj ygtrf that my keynsdbvtrfetbvgwfqvbt keyboard could be rikeqjfiqkeqnfkirewfqieowjf fixed rfegwfergwqrfgrtbhgth tgwrgare you kidding merfq3efreqgwr4g

[Draghost999]

Granted. He hurrys up and rapes you. And NOT very gently either!

You're a really luck man, Stmacl!

Granted. sj\hbccehvcececjecgcjgdsc ec egc g cegce cecgbse no im not kiddingdbwhcxbcejcbwedcjbewcjrebcebjcerbcjhercunbrwuebcewuircerwrycbucribrecrwiu i just corrupted ur wish onwrevbe3ufvtyfvbytfuvbuersfvbuervb.

I wish I never forgot to make a wish! ...rekjv riuvbwvu4t - you cant forget that last part.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but well... Put lightly, nobody really cares about your future wishes.

I wish to get a lollipop.

[TSOL]

Fine, but it ends up tasting of sadness.

I wish I had seventeen of the best cakes ever.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! The flavors are: Cyanide, Arsenic, Drain Cleaner, Chlorine, Sulfuric Acid, Rhubarb Leaves, Black Oak Leaves, Foxglove, Nightshade, Monkshood, Red Tide Algae, Potato Leaves, Tomato Leaves, Antifreeze, Gasoline, Fugu (Pufferfish), and Botulism! Yum!

I wish I could find out thye meaning of life....

[Stmacl]

Granted!!! It's 42... you commit suicide because you realize you already knew and wasted a perfectly good corruptible wish!!!

I wish I was Still Alive!!

You just keep on trying until you run out of cake!!

[Draghost999]

Granted. But I take that the wrong way... so instead of being Still Alive, you're still alive. But then I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR GUTS FALL OUT, RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, SUCK ON THEM, BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD, AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FLUSH IT DOWN MELLOWMAN'S TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had crabs. They're so cute.