Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get crabs among OTHER thing with the woman you took home last night!

I wish I could patent my idea!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! Unfortunately the patent belongs to me!!

I wish for wishception!!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, although the wish backfires and you get contrawishception.
No more wishes for you!

I wish I was the Avatar (Waterbending is my favourite element)

[Draghost999]

Granted. You get crabs among OTHER thing with the woman you took home last night!

Wait, what???!!! Then you get Hep C!!!!


Granted. You are the Avatar. You kill your family in the avatar state.

I wish for a pussy.....................................cat.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. But I take that the wrong way... so instead of being Still Alive, you're still alive. But then I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR GUTS FALL OUT, RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, SUCK ON THEM, BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD, AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FLUSH IT DOWN MELLOWMAN'S TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had crabs. They're so cute.

... That wasn't phycopathic at all

Granted. You get the cutest pussy cat ever... Have you ever seen the episode of family guy where quagmire gets a cat. If you have, that happens. If you haven't seen it, what happens is you fall in love with the cat and your friends, annoyed at you for being all mushy about the cat, decide to shave it for a joke, but accidently kills it...9 times as cats have 9 lives.

I wish for an immortal pet monkey butler/ninja

[Sizacu]

Granted. It's old and weakly.

I wish for a cold glass of lemonade c:

[Stmacl]

Granted!! However Cave Johnson makes it so it explodes!!!

I wish that I had no eyes!!!

[Draghost999]

... That wasn't phycopathic at all

I think the only scary thing is being flushed down Mellowman's toilet.

...Granted. You can't read the replies on PKMN.NET.

I wish to be in a ۩ when I'm 30.

[Sizacu]

Granted. Whatever that thing is, it means that you're stuck as a character on a post with no hopes of getting out.

I wish for a few stack of books.

[jtomr123]

sure (gives 4 stacks of 340)

granted i wish my wish will be warped

[Sizacu]

sure (gives 4 stacks of 340)

I hope they're all interesting!


Grante- where did your wish go?

I wish for a pair of purple earphones c:

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a pair of purple cell phone earrings!

I wish I had Pokemon Conquest!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, Pokemon have now taken over the world!

I wish my Pokemon Ranch was filled with eggs (thats 1000 eggs by the way) that were all bred with the masuda method.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, they are all magikarp.

I wish for an incorruptible wish

[Petzbreeder]

I just so happen to like Magikarp so the uncorruptible wish that you desire is the wish you just granted for me!
The only problem with it is you don't get anything out of it which is a corruption in itself!

Now I wish that the 1000 Magikarp that I have would all evolve into Gyarados!