Send-A-Message Thread

[OranBerrySandvich]

xhanatos and ｓｙｌａｒ,
Yeah, I've been acting like a pretentious, arrogant, self-centred, hateful, whinging, stubborn little dreg. I could blame it on genetics, my inconveniently low blood sugar level, rampant hormones... But I won't. Because you both know as well as I do that I was just being an all-round idiot. So there, that's part one over and done with, admitting I was wrong.

But keep in mind I am, by nature, passively aggressive and - ultimately - a coward. In retrospect, all it's done is make people hate me, and that's not going to change - maybe it can be surpressed, but really, people don't change, and I'm just another human, right? But I'll just take the advice of both of you. Solving my problems on my own didn't work out so well, huh? So there you have it. I'll admit it once again. I was being stupid, and hypocritical of something I'd said once upon a time.
Yours (still) hatefully,
Me
Ps: Take him. Dear Earth Jegus, take him, I want nothing to do with him, he's yours.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

but really, people don't change

i've heard this and seen it disproved over time so many times it's almost kind of
cute and quaint
when people say this

sure, some intrinsic bits stay the same, but come back in like
4 years and i bet you will be trying to delete all your old posts from now and going "oh god what an idiot i used to be"
rinse and repeat 4 years after that

its why i'm glad i'm a mod on any of the sites I've been on for longer than three years cos i can delete all my own posts with wanton abandon

and no doubt i'll look back on how i'm acting now and go "oh wow what an idiot" /deletes all my posts

christ the way i used to type in the past it was
ugh

like it was all peppered with ^_^'s and <.<'s and "i feel like ____ nao" and "Heeeee ____-chan" and wow wheres a bucket i want to puke a hole through the bottom of it

seriously though you're a good kid
we can tell with ok accuracy most of the time
especially cos we used to be like you and well not to blow my own horn but i am absolutely fantastic  now
just check yoself before you break yoself

[sylar]

dear s

hi! first of all that thing about het is stupid, and the more you mention it the more i want to be obnoxious [just like you!] and mention it
you know fine well i feel extremely uncomfortable about furries, and runawaystuck, and things like whorehouses for animal hybrids aus that you involve me in before telling me that it is actually a whorehouse for animal hybrids au, so please stop linking me to nsfw animal hybrid/furry images, and stop mentioning how you love dragons in that way! the more you mention things like that, the more i will mention het!

also, you know i despise "brainbent" and find mentions of mental illnesses very uncomfortable, so please stop doing that too, you absolute jerk! <3

ps. screw your passive aggression, honey. your pet names aren't endearing, they're actually infuriatingly patronising, dear.

[Spriter]

Dear illogical printer,

why do you have to have a new cartridge? i had plans to print three stories off, cause they are supposed to be presents to someone. because of you, i now have to find some sort of arrangement to get said presents to her.

seems technology doesn't like me ¬¬

from will.

Dear myself,

Ok, you are in a more stable position than you were a month ago. kinda. You aren't as aggressive as you were back then, no major fights. great! your crush on * is wearing off very slightly, which means you can focus on good stuff like pokemon and minecraft and all sorts of things. however, you have decided to fall out with that bloke again. ughh. and why have you made me become more self-aware about how i look? i feel bad when i think that i look pathetic, and i also hate the fact that i recall embarrassing memories so often.

but keep it up body and soul! roll on new year 2012!

p.s stop worrying about 2012, end of world will not happen, and you know it!

from will.

[The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA]

Dear Grey Prince,
I know you were broken over the truth.  Indeed, if I was told what you were told, I'd be devastated.  But you were a great person.  I wanted to see that great person, not some sniveling shell who stands there and begs.  You sounded like you were going to cry!  What sort of bravery is that?!  You once lived by honor and virtue, and what you did to me was neither honorable nor virtuous.
It is a shame there were no speech options to rally you to fight me in the Arena.  A very minor disappointment; not one that makes Oblivion any less fun.

[OVOxo]

... lol

Dear me

Sort out yourself at Uni. If you're gonna do well in life you'll need to step it up and the fact you're aware of this is a good thing. Work on this and kick some ass =]

Dear yourself x

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear PKMN.net,
Merry Christmas, and happy New Year.
Even though the new year's not actually here yet...
Whatever, the point is, merry Christmas.

Steve.

[Inferna]

Dear b,
I'm just so happy yet so scared for you at the same time. I know you've made the right choice though and i'm not going to be 'that' person.
I hope we don't drift even more, you're my best friend and i hope everything goes well for you <3

Love thortney xxx

[sylar]

dear self

never experiment with snacking again that was the worst idea you've ever had and you just waisted perfectly good crisp bread

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear sore throat,
Why are you here?
I never gave you an invitation.
In fact, I specifically requested you be turned down.
Guess I should break out the Strepsils.

[Wolstenholme]

To John: i know you're my ex and whatever but please stop making your mates take the mess out of me. it cheeses me off. i see you watching my through your fringe sometimes and wonder, do you still like me. if so, say it and stop being the stupid introvert that you always have been, because i'm sick being alone and i want my first kiss! ugh. 14 year old angst.

To every boy in my year: i know you hate me. just say it.

To my friends: you mean the world.

To the stupid kids on my bus: get a life.

I'm done. 

[MOP]

Dear PUK insect lovers,
who wants an empty wasp nest? It looks creepy sitting on the attic beams.
Love MOP

Dear MOP
don't you dare go to see Star Wars 3D. You can resist.
Love MOP

[Sebastian Moran]

dear MOP 
sure, send it over 
love M 
 

[Sizacu]

To the people who jump the queue in the bus,
I'd really appreciate it if you acted civil. It was the last day of school, and you can always get the 229 or something else instead. But why jump the queue?

- Nick.

To Nick,
Try not to get too worked up over things. because you know, you should vent out anger from time to time xD

- Nick.

Also, to my mum,
Do you have any idea how wrong it is to call someone 'mentally ill'?
Sorry about the pet peeve, but I've reminded you millions of times that I don't enjoy hearing that phrase.
Because you can either hear it as 'paedophile' or 'mentally ill'?
I'm sorry I'm not like you; I consider other peoples' feelings, and I don't enjoy talking about people behind their back.
By the way, do you remember the time you got ashamed of yourself when you realized you were talking rudely about one of my friends when they weren't around? I do.

- Nick.

[MOP]

^ To Nick
Great name!
From Nick