Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[yk]

Granted but Cyrus creates a new one.

I wish I could have a Hover Board.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it malfunctions. Over a huge spike and broken glass open-top storage area.
I wish for UNLIMITED, POWER!

[yk]

GRANTED! TO POWER CHUCK NORRIS'S ROUNDHOUSE KICK MWAHAHAHAHA! U DIED!

^Lol.



I believe I can fly.
I wish I could fly.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but you can only fly in the form of a short jump.

I wish to have an ice lolly c:

[Infernalbird]

Granted, but a Spheal om nom noms it..


I wish for a rubber duckie :U

[Bats]

Granted, but it will be the furby of rubber duckies and be possessed.

I wish for a Haunter :3

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. It eats your soul and takes over your body.

I wish I had a Daft Punk helmet!

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but you only realise it's several sizes too small AFTER it's jammed on your head and you start suffocating.
I wish I wasn't so bad at jokes.

[yk]

You aren't Lol.

Granted, but you can't take things seriously anymore.

Example: Your fish dying.


I wish this post would be answed by OranBerrySanvich.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it's actually someone hacking my account.
I wish for a severed monkey's hand that gives me a number of corrupt wishes depending on how many fingers are being held up. Just like in that book.

[Infernalbird]

Granted, but you find out its a Lizard hand that got stuck in the drain in your mom's bathroom.

I wish I was 8-bit.

[lugia95]

Granted, but your 8 bit Mario, with no lives left, and a Gommba kills you before you could get a 1-up.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Aren't you supposed to make a wish?

[lugia95]

Oops, sorry.

I wish I was the best person in the world at video game.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. But, you get so many friend requests, that your game constantly crashes.
I wish for a working toilet instead of a hole in he ground.