Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted, but you end up losing a valuable trinket after reading it.

I wish there was a suitable genre video store in this town.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but it is part of game group plc and doomed

I hope no-one noticed I forgot to post a wish, especially bearing in mind my last post

I wish for a FULLY WORKING amazon kindle 4

[Galindafied~ :)]

Granted! In this case I will make a wish.

I wish for a double choclate cookie.

[spritey]

Granted. But the chocolate came from the toilet.

I wish I could freeze time.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you can never unfreeze time. Thanks a bunch, mate.

I wish for a pet monkey assasin butler that obeys my commands without error, argument or betrayal

[spritey]

Granted. Then I kill it. Then you.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time.

[MOP]

Granted but you freeze in time too so you can't do anything. 

I wish I could travel between the stars and dance on the moons of Jupiter. 

[spritey]

Granted. I'll let you do that for an hour, before I send you hurtling towards the sun.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time so that I don't freeze myself as well.

[Sizacu]

Granted. Dialga comes by and freezes you in time before you can freeze time itself c:

I wiiiiish for 3 sharp claws.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, thrown at your head... So you die.

I wish for an immortal pet monkey assasin butler that obeys my commands without error, argument or betrayal

[Galindafied~ :)]

Granted! But you slowly grow old and die of a mysterious disease. Now since your monkey is a immortal assasin butler, it takes of the world.

I wish to go to candyland for 2 hours. ~_~

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but if you eat anything a pack of candy lions eat you.

How on earth is it bad if, after I die my monkey butler assasin takes over the world? That would be AWSOME!

I wish donkey was real! Yes, a shrek reference, people

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Granted! But his constant and relentless enquiries slowly drives you to insanity and eventual suicide.

I wish to have the power to have any power I want :-)

[spritey]

Granted. You have the power to corrupt wishes.

I wish I could fly in my dreams again.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... But if you fly, the evil ring barer wrath things find and kill you.

I wish I was Sheldon cooper