Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Raffstriker]

Granted. But the PS Vita you received doesn't have a video card. So it can't be played. And your Mortal Kombat is now useless.

I wish I had a green 69' Camaro with black racing stripes!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. YOu GET a 69 Camaro and its rusted through!

I wish I had a 3DS!

[AlexanM2]

Granted... but the 3D isnso intense it burnsnyour eyes out of your skul!

I wish I didn't have to take exams this week.

[lugia95]

Granted. You don't have to take the exams this week. Or ever. You now have no qualifications. Good luck getting a job.


I wish that they'd lower the pass mark of the maths exam I sat to 30%. (Seriously, that's pretty much my only hope of passing - that was one difficult paper.)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, eve at THAT low level, you STILL fail....

I wish I had a newer computer....

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but it is SO new that it hasn't been invented yet. You now own a computer that does not exist.

I wish my wi-fi signal wasn't the most horrible thing ever.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your wi-fi signal isn't the most horrible thing ever, Justin Bieber is!

I wish I could own a copy of Pokemon Conquest!

[Raffstriker]

Granted of course. But it seems it is in an ancient Elven Language. And there is no one the planet who can possibly translate it. Leaving you to never figure the plot, or what to do in the game.

I wish I had a real Gengar to use at my disposal! O:

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. However, it turns against you and runs away to take over the world.

i do believe i just doomed us all

I wish the weekend lasted forever.

[~Evanscence~]

Granted, but the same weekend repeats over and over again with all of the same events and eventually the time-space continuum is corrupted and the universe implodes in on itself.

I wish that one certain boy would just ask me out already!

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

and eventually the time-space continuum is corrupted and the universe implodes in on itself.

again, i do believe i just doomed us all

Anyway, your wish is granted, but the first date is so horrible you break up immediately. Sorry 'bout that.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You're not a procrastinator anymore. You're a PREcrastinator! 

I wosh I had a million dollars!

[lugia95]

Granted, but you said "wosh" instead of "wish", and are therefore arrested by the spelling police.

I wish that I pass my Maths exam, and every other other exam I sat, along with the ones that I will sit in the future.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You pass, but barely. Therefore, getting into good colleges and things of that nature in the future is borderline impossible. Sorry!

I wish I knew how to write a sonnet. seriously it's like, impossible

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You learn to spell "A-SPACE-S-O-N-N-E-T"!

I wish I had a credit card!