Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but it's in a million pieces and you must assemble it. Good luck with that.

I wish that I had a fully assembled, working, large flatscreen TV for my room.

[The biscquiat dragon]

Granted, but you need a converter box in order to play your amazing games.

I wish to be a Sailor Soldier.

[Mondo Oowada]

Granted. You drown at sea.
I want a Portal gun.

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but because it's not a wish you don't get it.

I wish I was a BLU team Pyro that was credit to team.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but then you get ambushed and killed by the red team and becase your team thought you were killed too easily, they kicked you off their team!

I wish I could meet James Arnold Taylor (Obi wan's voice actor in Star Wars the Clone Wars)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You him but he is then killed by an Ewok wielding a machete....

I wish I had enough money to get White 2....

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you can't obtain a copy because every one is sold out!

I wish I had a better name for my Mareep...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You finally come up with the perfect name and just as you are about to save your game, your system spontaneously bursts into flames and melts with the game still in the slot....

I wish I had a muffin tree that gave out edible muffins! (Points if you know the reference!)

[Petzbreeder]

I wish I had a muffin tree that gave out edible muffins! (Points if you know the reference!)

I think I know the reference, the fairyversery muffins from fairly odd parents.

Granted, the muffins are edible but you eat so many of them that you explode!

I wish the watch that my dad bought for me from china would get here soon. I want to start using my lucid dreaming exercises from my lucid dreaming books.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I think I know the reference, the fairyversery muffins from fairly odd parents.

Granted, the muffins are edible but you eat so many of them that you explode!

I wish the watch that my dad bought for me from china would get here soon. I want to start using my lucid dreaming exercises from my lucid dreaming books.

No. Click here:www.muffinfilms.com and chose The Muffin Tree.



Granted. Unfortunately for you, you become an LG Lucid and is constantly being handled by some four year old brat with REALLY sticky hands. You try to escape but also find yourself trapped forever in the dream and begin to loathe  your own existance!

I wish I had my very own little Yorkie puppy!

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but it eats your head.

I wish I had a box of cheezits.

[Sizacu]

Granted, you have cheese with zits in a box!
[i'm sorry]

I wish there was a monochrome rainbow.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You see a monochrome rainbow because now you are completely colorblind!

I wish I could fly!

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you you run into a building and die.

I wish I had better hand writing and better spelling...

[Sizacu]

Granted; you are now terrible/even worse at Maths.

I wish for a pumpkin!