Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but you get fried up by colonel sanders
I wish for a Kentucky fried ShinyBlaziken2000

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but I punch you

I wish for ice magic that Is very powerful and I can control extremely well

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but it melts.
I wish for beef jersey
Stupid iPad
Beef jersey
Jersey
JERKEY
God damnit

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but it's a beef jersey o3o       

I wish for infinate monies!

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's fake money.

I wish that Pokemon was real 

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but they proceed to kill you

I wish for a skitty!

[Hitmonchu]

Granted, but it's made out of poop
I wish for a pepperoni and pineapple pizza.

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but the Pepperoni is horse meat

I wish I could have all the clothes I wanted

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but they are dirty and have moths
I wish for hitmonchu

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but it didn't work, you already have one

I wish for dark chocolate

[Hitmonchu]

Granted, but a slave made it
I wish for a milk chocolate truffle

[SirBlaziken]

granted but it's blood chocolate

i wish for a lillipup

[Hitmonchu]

Granted, but it's invisible
I wish for another corndog

[SirBlaziken]

granted but it was eaten by my invisible lillipup

I wish my invisible lillipup was visible!

[quack98]

Granted, but it's only visible under UV light!

I wish for a laser that doesn't harm me in any way, shape or form