Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted, you get me corrupting your wish! 

Paradox!

Granted, but instead I'm my usual self

I wish for Nate to be nicer

Granted, but I'm meaner
I wish I would stop getting sniped

[quack98]

Granted, but instead you just get shot normally.

I wish for everyone to be nice to everyone

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but no one talks.... ever.


I wish for for a 'bottomless' Pains Au Chocolat!

[quack98]

Granted, you get unlimited pains related to chocolate xD

I wish to be smart!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, your name is smart.

I wish I could speak spanish

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but the Spanish language dies out in everyone but you and they all think you're mad!

I wish my brother wasn't going to Uni tomorrow 

[quack98]

Granted, but your brother is swapped with me. So you end up with constant annoyance.

I wish for a dinosaur that likes me

[Wolstenholme]

Granted. but it is a Dinosaur come Dragon named Ray and he constantly eats everyone you know!


I wish this topic didn't get out of hand! 

[quack98]

Granted, but that means us two have to be banned...

I wish for a turkey sandwich

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a Play station 4

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It falls apart as soon as you touch it.

i wish I had cute little monkey eyes that would get me whatever I want by staring innocently at them!

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but you asked somebody to kill you, they did.

I wish to know everything.

[quack98]

Granted, but you forget how to breath and die.

I wish to be Robin

[lugia95]

Granted. Unfortunately, you didn't specify which Robin, so I made you Jason. You've now been dead for several years.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator...

[quack98]

Granted, but you become apoplectic towards everyone instead.

I wish I was Dick Grayson (better?)