Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is made from hydrofluric acid and it melts you in half from the inside.

I wish for a DS Lite!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's my old, broken one that barely even works.

I wish for a tomato.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get one and eat it only to find out it was Bob the Tomato. Larry the Cucumber and the other Veggie Tales characters kill you in retaliation. What Did We Learn Today? If you eat a veggie that teaches kids lessons about the Bible and Christian values, you'll be killed by OTHER veggies!

I wish for a credit card!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's maxed out and when you try to use it, you're arrested. Then you're accused of a crime you didn't commit and sentenced to death.

I wish for a new hat.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but you get mad hatters disease fromthe mercury in it. now you cray cray.

i wish for more hair

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Hair starts growing all over your body including your insides and it suffocated you to death.

I wish I had a Magical Boomerang like Link!

[the bread dragon]

granted, but it eats you because it is magical

i wish for soap!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but the soap makes you incredibly dirty instead of clean. The worst part is, you can't wash it off!

I wish that the rocket that I made in my art group would grow bigger and let me travel into space while inside of it.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted. It's made of cardboard. Enjoy your space exploration with that.

I wish I could FLYYYY

[the bread dragon]

granted, but you slip out of the earths atmosphere and are stuck in outer space for eternity

i wish i wasnt so dumb sometimes...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now dumb ALL THE TIME!

I wish my W2 game card cover didn't split....

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, now everything else around you splits, including atoms!

I wish for a bunch of perfect IV Ditto so I can breed to get the most powerful pokemon ever.

(I had to revive this thread as it is my favourite forum game on here)

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but they are all hacked and you get a Bad Egg.

I wish for 4 plane tickets to Aruba.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but on the ride there, the movie playing is called The Death of My Little Pony

I wish that was a real movie.

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but it's only legal to watch in North Korea.

I wish that I had 100 dollars