Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It then tears you apart and you cannot do a thing since it IS invisible nor can anyone rescue you since NO ONE can see the dragon.

I wish I was a billionaire!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you're a billion feet in the air.

I with for a cookie.

[glash101]

Granted,but it's brussel sprout flavored.

I wish to learn the HM Rock climb

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's instead the new TM Splash.

I wish that I could use blaziken's uber moveset in real life.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but you Speed Boost so much you keep running into walls.

I wish I could get 100 master balls.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but instead you get 100 master bulls, that also hate Scrafty.


I wish that I could be my brother at WarLight

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Someone stabs you to death. With a spoon....

I wish I had a new TV.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. But it kills you.

I wish for world peace.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get some dirt. What? You got some "world piece."

I wisk for a George Foreman grill!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. However you instead got a George Foreman grill Cup.

I wish for no wars

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now dead. Don't have to worry about war now, do you?

I wish for a Wii U!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but YOU are the Wii (Wii U)

I wish for less stupid people on the earth

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You disappear from the face of the Earth....

I wish for a firetruck!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, you get a truck which sets you on fire!

I wish Avril Lavigne and Taylor Swift would do a duet together. (they both sound alike!)

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. You disappear from the face of the Earth....

Hey!

@Petz: Granted but you hate it.

I wish for control over fire.