Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you stole them and are now imprisoned in Alcatraz, which is for some reason active.

I wish I could speak Norsk

[progartpkmn98]

Granted but you will never go where you will need to speak norsk.



I wish my flexibility was recognized.

[master1]

Granted. You are now Mr. Fantastic! =D

I wish my shirt wasn't ruined...

[Hicky]

Granted, but now you no longer think of yourself upon hearing "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.

[Pikamew]

I wish I had a nice conure named Peanut who was cute and loveable and like to be held and pet.

[master1]

Granted, but it's 500ft tall.

I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.

Granted, but it missed.

I wish for peanut butter. :3

[Pikamew]

Granted, but it's 500ft tall.

Granted, but it missed.

I wish for peanut butter. :3

Best day of my life. Thank you sir!

[Lucariojr]

...Err...

I wish I had a pony.

[Webby2]

Granted, but it only has three legs and can't run properly.

I wish for wings.

[master1]

Granted. You now have a plate of fried chicken wings. Tasty.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)

[progartpkmn98]

I wish for peanut butter. :3

OK, but you will also get peanut allergies.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)

Ok, you now have a migraine.





I wish for 100 more wishes

[Webby]

Granted, but each wish has been pre-determined and each one is aimed to make your life hell. Have fun. =D

I wish I was me.

[master1]

Granted. You are now an Asian shop assistant called Me.

I wish I felt better. ;-;

[iKod]

Granted, bit a split-second later, you feel like crap.

I wish for the death of anyone I feel deserved it.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you don't think anyone deserves it.

I wish for 1,200,300,234 grapes