Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you have to browze through an expansive Settings list in order to change it from Sammarenese to English.

I wish I could have talked to Pontius Pilate.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but he soon crucifies you.

I wish I knew Japanese.

[SenorSaucy]

granted but you get eaten by GODziLla



i wish for a dollar

[master1]

Granted. You are a dollar.

I wish for magic things to happen.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted. "It's magic!" "Nope, it's Radio Shack." 



I wish for a whole new set of those smiley face people, one of them should have a sword or something (Yes, I have realized that I keep using them in my wishes, I don't have anything else to work with).

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but you soon leave PKMN.net

I wish I ruled thw orld.

[master1]

Granted. You are now the lord and ruler of Xempotoria, the world belonging to a wonderful little race of purple munchkins with nine sets of teeth and the hunting instincts of piranhas. Lucky you. 8D


I wish I was a piranha. D:

[rapidash-mike]

Granted. But you have no teeth and you don't know how to swim. D:

I wish I could secrete glue...

[Hicky]

Granted, but a 1960's sticky scene ensues.

I wish I was the autocratic leader of the Free World.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.

[EMPIRE]

Granted-ish your world is Mars...

I wish for a birthday kiss from Sophie off Big Brother.

[Hicky]

granted, but it's the Australian Big Brother and 'Sophie' is an overweight Russian immigrant called Alexandra Wasacowska.

I wish for ROLLER SKATES.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.

[EMPIRE]

granted...your gunna be Rick Rolled =D

I wish for a monkey that throws pie at people

[Webby2]

Granted, it throws 10 pies at you per minute for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.

[EMPIRE]

granted your going to be a fly that can fly!

I wanna be Irish

[q.c.™]

Sure.. but you're a leprechaun and you CANT make gold. You just short and fuzzy, like a green Furbie.



I want to be your mother.