Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Gusparce]

God of the Ignorant and King of Fools. I wish I could FLY AND SHOOT LAZERS.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but you fly into an AA zone and die.

I wish I was in a place where my dreams can't corrupt.

[NaCl]

Granted, but now you're an insomniac.

I wish I had the ability to draw well.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted! You can draw hentai well. And that's ALL you can draw. 

I wish a had some peperoni pizza with garlic crust that won't kill, didn't go bad and I won't choke on it. I really need food, I barely ate today...

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but its the size of a 1p/cent coin.

I wish I controlled EVERYTHING!!!!

[ShiraBliss]

Unfortunately, that only worked for a second. You are now completely immobile and require assistance to do everything.

I wish I had some gum

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but when you start chewing your gum, it gets stuck everywhere in your mouth and you would probably need to get it surgically removed. 

I wish I could get enough sleep everyday. Not too much, not too little.

[Tom™]

Granted but you become an insomniac.

I wish i had a better webcam. that worked.

[Gusparce]

Ok, Its SO good, it sees through this dimension, and the things you see leave you scarred for life. I wish for something.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted. You wished for a bomb in your hands and it detonated. o.o

I wish I knew how to sing well.

[purplerush]

Granted but you lose you voice.
I wish for something epic =P

[yk]

Granted but its an EPIC FAIL!



I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but you can only wish once every 10,000 years.

I wish my wishes were exactly how I wished them, no corruption

[yk]

Granted but that was your last wish..



I wish for someone to grant my wish.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted. but but but but...?? Damn you're clever but, You didn't wish, you made a statement with the word wish in it?

I wish no-one could wish.