Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[yk]

Granted but Jirachi wakes up and gives the wishing powers back to everyone but YOU!

[Z:illyhoo]

You forgot to wish!

I wish my it wasn't so hot over here. But also not toooo cold.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but your wish is granted in someone else's perspective.

I wish I had a peperoni pizza with garlic crust and extra cheese, wasn't moldy poisoned or anything of that variety, I can choke on it and it is the size of my laptop.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but it was dipped in liquid nitrogen.

I wish I didn't need the toilet.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted! You're dead now.

I wish my pizza wish wasn't dipped in liquid nitrogen.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but it's not a pizza any more, its a white fluffy duck


I wish I had book published as a bestseller

[Tom™]

Granted, but it was so good that all your readers decided to come and take over your house and body and soul so you die a slow and cruel death...

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I wish you read this.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but I'm going to get my own back


I wish Tom_|betty whiting was a deer that got hunted down and eatin in a burger

[Gusparce]

Granted,but comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I could make pie materialize in my hands.

[Tom™]

granted but it's a live bomb.

I wish that this text moved.

[purplerush]

Granted it now moves a nanometer a year.
I wish these kids weren't so loud.

[Gusparce]

....Ok, now there just annoying. I wish I had a 3DS.

[ShiraBliss]

You get it, but it dies within the first day. You try to sue Nintendo, lose, and now cannot buy another Nintendo item ever again

I wish my mom would get a move on!!!

[NaCl]

granted; she starts walking five miles a day and in a week you won't know where she is.

i wish that i was a ninja.

[Tom™]

granted buy you're a dead ninja.

i wish i was dead