Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted but You get reincarnated as a slug.
I wish I wasn't on pkmn.net

[Gusparce]

Granted, your on some other site with trolls. I wish I had something to eat...That wont kill me.

[purplerush]

Granted.You now have a burger that will make you the size of an elephant if eaten.
I wish my eyeshadow set would hurry up and arrive.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but its acyually a bomb...somehow. I wish for a      and an     .

[purplerush]

Granted you now have an uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun on your case =D
I wish I wished a wish that I could wish.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but its not granted. I wish I had food...that wouldnt hurt me in any way or transform me or anything.

[purplerush]

You now have food but it's being guarded by the aformentioned uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun.
I wish I could multitask better.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but you come back to life

[purplerush]

Confused =S
^I wish I could make sense of that ^

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but being that it makes no sense, you spend the rest of your life making sense of it, because it makes no sense.

I wish I knew every word in the English language.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but you forget how to speak english

I wish I didn't forget t wish in my last post 

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, you wish that you didn't forget to wish in your last post, so your wish reads:

Granted, but you come back to life

I wish I didn't forget to wish in my last wish

Changing every wish you ever made, causing a Space Time Paradox that erases you from history and nobody even knew you exist, and due to this, history is drastically altered and now, the world is run by monkeys, all because you forgot to make a wish on a pokemon forum.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

(Awesome...but you didn't wish)

I wish I existed again!!! 

[purplerush]

Granted but you end up such a low life there is no point in existing.
I wish there was something good on TV.

[Tom™]

Granted but you have a power outage.

I wish i had a working perfectly fine Olympus PEN.