Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).
It's a massive disater killing many people 20,000,000 Were ropoerted died.
And you take the blame for coming up with the wish.
Typlosion agrees to take down this topic and your account.

I wish I had Beartic on Soul Silver.

[spritey]

Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).

Unowns don't have bones.

Granted but you accidentaly released it.
I wish we could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.

[superzigzagoon]

Unowns don't have bones.
...

Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?

Granted but one of them are about to crash killing you.

I wish that I had made a wish for Pokemon White that didn't corrupted.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted but it caused a paradox.

I wish I had some chocolate buttons.

[President Hawkeye]

Granted, but then I have to call the police and then pretend you have murdered me for them.

I wish cream crackers weren't so dry.

[Pokemon Trainer Red]

granted, but now they're soggy and disgusting. I wish my hands were made of hot pockets

[spritey]

Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?

You said it yourself that I'm an Unown in the admin counting topic.
And you're a coon. =P

Granted, but I ate them off. I wish PKMN.NET was super rich, and had a huge amount of money donated every second.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but the money goes right into a shredder (all ways).
I wish I went to Japan (Without dieing or getting lost their).

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but the world blows up and everyone is dead exept you...

I wish I had the perfect boyfriend

[spritey]

Granted but your boyfriend is an alligator that eats you up and eats all your friends for dessert. I wish this Unown "!" would cheer up.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but everyone else you meet is REALLY grumpy, and wont talk to you.

I wish it would rain chocolate that wasn't acidic, poisonous, or dangorouse at all.

[spritey]

Granted but you get covered completely in chocolate rain and I mistook you for chocolate and ate you.
I wish Unown could cast a Hypnosis spell on Unown haters that makes them worship Unown.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, but everyone spends their entire time worshipping unown and basic human urges such as eating and pooping are ignored, let alone the higher urges such as striving for perfection. This causes everyone to explode from the poop building up inside them or implode from the vaccum inside their stomach.

I wish the 3DS release date was tomorrow.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Granted, but their time bombs.

I wish I was made of stone that couldnt move but break easily.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but doctors found a cure to this (better luck next time umbreon#100).

I wish this wish was uncorrutble