Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but it was uncorrupted.
I wish I had LOTSA SPEGETTI!

¬.¬

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

granted but you don't like spagetti anymore

I wish I wasn't so gullible...

[spritey]

Granted, but you're still not not gullible enough to escape wish corruption.

I wish I was Ice Beam-ed by a Fire type.

[OpalRhea]

Granted, but then you freeze to death

I wish Kingdom Hearts were real (and I had a proper Keyblade...)

[MzLuluZombi]

Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.

I wish injection needles didn't hurt so much. T_T

[Rotom48]

Granted but only because you feel that pain constantly.

I wish my hair would do what it's told and look good.

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted, but now the only hair you have is a beard.

I wish I could draw better =/

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. You can draw the word "better". That's it. Only that.

I wish I could make a new idea for my comic.

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted, but when you try to make the comic, you forget the idea. Every time.

I wish my homework would do itself >>.

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted, but it gets you an F out of spite.

I wish college was ooover.

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted, but you now have no qualifications and are doomed to have no money forever....

I wish my Emerald wasn't broken =[

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. Now your DS/GBA is broken.

I wish i hadn't lost my book of Poems and spells to enslave the human race.

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted. Now you have your book of poems but you don't have a clue what any of them mean anymore and your spells cause everyone to chase you with pitchforks and torches.

I wish my inspiration would return to me!

[OpalRhea]

Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.

Actually we probably wouldn't, since the only time i really care about my hair is when I'm cos-playing...

And Witchey, your wish is granted, however although you have inspiration, you knoiw lack the mmodivation to do anything with it.

I wish Riku would get his own KH game...

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it's awful and the end of the franchise.

I wish I could get into Honors Chem next year.