Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sweet Silver Nightmare]

Shiny Gigalith crushes you, then explodes.

I wish for a diet soda.

[spritey]

Granted but the diet soda is poisoned.

I wish for the next poster to receive a lv.100 shiny perfect EVs Scolipede caught in a cherish ball, raised and bred with care and with legendary moves, will not be hacked, and impressing every other PKMN.Net member to their full liking, hatched in Victory Road, and with the ability pressure, and holding a very rare item, with the Owner's ID of GameStop and on pokemon soul silver. And if this pokemon is transferred to pokemon black or white, you will unlock any perfect EV pokemon of your choice. You may do whatever you like with it. Enjoy it well.

[Backsauce]

Granted, but it's level 99! Thanks for the Scoldipede!

I wish for some pasta

[砂漠の我愛羅]

Granted, but your pasta was expired a year ago. :S
I wish to be out of my closet

[spritey]

Granted, but it's level 99! Thanks for the Scoldipede!

I said it would be lv.100. =P

Granted, but a swarm of sweaters and jackets drag you back in.

I wish for a lv.100 Swanna, hacked or not.

[lugia95]

Granted, but its hacked, and deletes your save file.


I wish that it is June, and I have already passed all my final exams.

[EMPIRE]

granted but they lose your papers and with no proof you took them, you have to retake them and their harder!

i wish for a date with katy perry where nothing can go wrong.

[lugia95]

Granted, but the next day, you get in a fight with her, resulting in her killing you.

I wish I didnt have a chemistry exam tomorrow.

[spritey]

Granted, but you're loaded with a million other difficult exams for the rest of your life instead.

I wish for a Jirachi to wish me a chocolate bar to wish me a nut-flavored one to wish me have it in my stomach to wish me a Vanillite to be thrown up to wish me a chance to eat it again to wish me a purrrrrrrrrrloin to wish me a confusing wish to wish me a long wish to wish me a solosis to wish me synthesiis sprinkles to wish me a...etc.

[lugia95]

Granted, but the Jirachi gets tired, and when he falls asleep, all your wishes are reversed.

I wish for all the pokemon movies to be released in the UK.

[Spriter]

Granted,But they don't work on your DVD player!

I wish i was good at breeding egg moves and stuff.

[spritey]

Granted but the egg moves kill you and I inherit your former skill.

I wish I had two Unfezants, one male and one female.

[Infernalbird]

Granted, but one of them was a Bidoof in disguise, and the other a Magicarp, they breed and create a freak of nature so r****ded the universe implodes on them. Nice job.

I wish to be god.

[The Penguin Vampire]

Granted, Like Kira you find a Deathnote, but you accidentally write your name in it

I wish that cows gained the ability to talk

[lugia95]

Granted, but because the cows can talk, they manage to take over the world, and destroy everyone.

I wish that this topic would end.