Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted, but My definition of 'Sleep well' Is 'DIE'
you die.

I wish that eragon the movie was/is better.

[Skarmory8]

Granted but the director died so you are now the director. A dragon escapes from the set and eats you.

I wish for a gun (yeah I'm falling into a trap here)

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

*Sigh* O.K, I'll  be as creative as I can.
Granted, but you kill steve bloomsbury, a husband to the infamous karen bloomsbury, who sent her private army after you. After a breif gunfight, you escape to italy, but, unfortunatly, one of the men you killed had a father who was once part of the itallian army, and his son was in the mafia. You,after a less breif gunfight, you escape again, this time to austrailia. As you step off the boat, you slip on a bannana peel. You crack your skull and fall into the sea. You die.

I wish the Inheritences' book 4, Inheritance, would come out allready, before I forget what the other 3 were about!

[Mr.Mewtwo]

IT'S A TRAP!

The book was a bomb.You died.

I wish for A TRAP!.

[Skarmory8]

Granted- hang on, Jirachi doesn't register the use of the word "trap" it explodes in YO FACE.

I wish for a smile from somebody.

[lugia95]

Granted, but its from an incredibly creepy old man, scarring you for life.

I wish I didnt start fifth year tomorrow.

[Skarmory8]

Granted. Time stops to ensure your wish and you live out your entire boring life in between one second and the next.
I wish for a washing machine

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but it's Rotom wash form and it doesn't want to wash your clothes.  Instead it uses hydro pump on you.

I wish for a motorcycle.

[spritey]

Granted. You ride it and crash severely. You die.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted. Heres your cookie!

Oh yeah. I like trains. (If you get it, you can have a un-corrupted cookie)

I wish that I could throw up RAINBOWS!

[lugia95]

Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)

I wish for a Ditto encounter in Black.

[Skarmory8]

Granted, but it turns into the I like trains kid. You narrowly avoid the train only to get mistaken for a potato. You get squashed to pieces.

I wish for someone to know homestar runner.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but they forget about it after a few seconds.

I wish to buy some memory for the human mind in Morrisons for £35. Preferably a non-blow-up one.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)

Here ya go. Its in the post to atlantis.
Granted, but it Implodes Instead.

Q:Name me a good dragon film.

I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.

[lugia95]

I wish for someone to know homestar runner.

This topic seems to be revealing a lot peoples likes. Honestly, first asdfmovies, now Homstar Runner.

I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.

Granted, but he doesnt change his comment, dies, and you get a life sentence for killing someone.

I wish Mr Mewtwo wasnt dead.