Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[zezemanoob]

granted but your ancestors were all accountants with boring lives.

i wish for cool trainers.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Ash and others visit you. Don't like it? Oh well.


I wish for the colour orange to be put on the floor right in front of me and isn't actually real either.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted here are orange tinted sunglasses now everything you see through them are orange bad news is their radioactive so you got luekemia.
I wish I had the Millenium Puzzle

[Sizacu]

Granted. There is a spirit inside, yes, but it's of a villager from Kul Elna. Have a guess at what might happen next.

I wish for a half-decent phone.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. But sorry, it's fully decent... That does count as corrupted right?

I wish for a tank.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a septic tank.... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I wish I could meet Chaka Khan!

[OranBerrySandvich]

...Who then beats you to death with a large golden sculpture of a muscular Australian man. You die.

I wish for a giant sandwich.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted you get one giant Knuckle Sandwich

I wish that whatevr I wrote became real

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Since you wrote Knuckle Sandwich, it becomes real and gets you as well.

I wish everyone would have a happy Christmas 

[pokefin]

Granted. But everyone is so happy they dont buy anything,so the shops dont get any money,so the ecomny is even more stuffed.

I wish for a pillow

[Mondo Oowada]

I... I think that's actually a pillow case I gave you... Filled with rabid rats.
As for me, I wish that I could control time.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You turn into Dialga and are THEN captured by some 10 year old kid with a Master Ball and kept inside a tiny space in a PC box in a Pokemon Center!

I wish I had a crock pot and George Foreman grill....

[Mondo Oowada]

(I traveled back in time so that I was a human again.)
Granted. You fall into the grill after Link slices you open and your internal organs sizzle on the flaming coals. I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted...no corruption.

I wish that the above wish didn't count.

[The Collector]

granted, it now doesn't know the order of any of the numbers.

I wish I had necromancy