Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You now have no 3DS.

I wish for a Yorkie that can do the most adorable tricks ever!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I had the complete manga collection for Attack on Titan

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but you turn into an average Japanese person: a male who happens to be 45 years old.

I wish Alice told me why she added me.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted, but I don't know who Alice is and where she added you.

I wish that after I've replied to this topic, it never comes up on my new replies ever again.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, something else comes up instead: How to make the perfect Zucchini Bread.

I wish for more time off school.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. The school catches on fire and you are arrested on suspicion of arson. Good news is you don't have to go to school for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!

I wish for a rainbow!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but the rainbow is in Black and White, Low Resolution.

I wish E.K.A.N.S. got in chat sometimes so that she was able to know who Alice is.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but then Alice leaves the site like Chloe.

I wish Chloe came back to the site.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted, but I also don't know who Chloe is and which site she needs to come back to

I wish my captions didn't get copied, seriously

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but everything else is copied.

I wish that I had SSB4 right now.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted, but it's all bugged up.

I wish I could think of my corruptions faster.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you are sniped every time.

I wish I could troll Captain Jigglypuff with Duck Hunt in SSB4

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted. But I got rid of the link to the video of the dog laughing endlessly because it's not cool to tease people about their childhood fears like that.

I wish I could the game would let me shoot that dog for every time it laughed.

If I had a nickel bullet for every time it did that...

[SirBlaziken]

Works for me

Granted, you shoot a guy named it and go to jail for the rest of your life. Good news though, you avoid the death penalty.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted, but your dog eats it. Wait did you mean pie as in the dessert? You weren't talking about your math homework? Well, then your dog eats both of those things.

I wish you weren't tricked by the fact that I edited my earlier post to say a different wish and different corruption.