first world problems

[The name master]

Stupid cold callers.

Indian cold caller: Hello, my name is John, and I'm calling from the Microsoft department. According to our database, you have a virus on your PC and we want to help you get rid of it.

Me: So, basically what you're saying is "Hello, my name is [insert obviously fake name here], and I'm calling from a company that solely exists to steal money from people who we hope are completely oblivious to the fact we're scamming them." Just how stupid do you think I am?

[They hang up]

You should try an approach like that, the next time someone attempts to scam you over the phone.

I have 8 or 9 missed calls on my phone. All of them (I think) are people like this. Or people trying to sell something.

[sans the skeleton]

if im home alone i just scream until they hang up

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Managed to bench 70kg for my first two sets without a problem but I had to split my third set into two so it was more like 2x5, 1x3, and 1x2. Considering I hyped it up as being my first real goal, it was very anti-climatic because 70kg didn't even feel heavy whilst I was failing aha.

Also kinda want a tattoo but I know I'll hate it just like when I got my ear pierced and immediately regretted it.

[the bread dragon]

had to get fluoride or smth put on my teeth at the dentist today and it doesn't taste very good

[Inferna]

Really need a clean start and to cut toxic friends out of my life l o l

[not chloe]

had to get fluoride or smth put on my teeth at the dentist today and it doesn't taste very good

Are you kidding I love fluoride!! I specifically ask for it when I go lol


Anyway just get the text from Leon "hey sorry can't call you tonight, just found out that my brother is in prison in Cyprus and we need to scrape the bail money together, talk tomorrow xxx" because that's not worrying at all???????

[SirBlaziken]

I hate hot and humid weather. It's about 91 degrees (in 'murican) and there so much humidity in the air that you can smell the oncoming rain.

[The name master]

I suck at Pac-Man!

[SirBlaziken]

I told my boss that I can't work Wednesdays until mid August because of a prior commitment, so when I look at the schedule, guess who has one of the busiest days of the week in addition to Wednesday?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

  Struggling to find gym clothes online that aren't a gazillion pounds either. The shirts from Sports Direct are fine but the material's too thick and they get a little heavy if you sweat.

[spoiler] Eyyy JD Sports pulled through![/spoiler]

[The Shrub Dragon]

im swinging desperately between 'yeah apply 4 oxford' and 'no no nO don't do that,,,,,, don't'

like idk the course is nice but i can only apply for HuSci or anth-arch and the college i like most only accepts four HuSci a year

[SirBlaziken]

First game I miss hurricane on my first move, now I miss fire blast and a crucial kill, allowing the other bisharp stack defiant boost via gooey and pretty much beat the crap out of me. smh

[The name master]

Never realised how pissed off I can get at a game!

I was playing Pokemon crystal and I was trying to beat the ice type gym. My hitmonchan learned ice, fire and thunder punch. The gym leader kept beating me (stupid rest move!)

Here's what is really stupid!

Thunderpunch (used on seel and dewgong) = super effective
Dizzy punch = in the middle effective(?)

Dizzy punch does more damage????

I beat the gym, though!

[Petzbreeder]

*I pick up the phone*
Nuisance caller: Hello, I'm calling from a company that blocks all nuisance calls.
Me: You do realise that you are a nuisance caller yourself, don't you?
*They hang up*

Why don't they just give it a rest already?

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

I have to wait to hear back from job applications. I want to hear back now