Topic: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Hitmonchu]

422. Snipe Dick in public.

[quack98]

Hahaha, we all know no-one could manage that

423: Murder a random customer and try and excuse yourself

[Hitmonchu]

424. Bring your dog in the store and have him/her eat the manager

[Captain Jigglypuff]

425. Make a snake in a can with all the Pringle cans except attach a knife to the head of the snake.
426. Whenever anyone tries to talk to you, scream at the top of your lungs "DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!" and douse them with  pepper spray.
427. Bring in a dead parrot and re-enact the Monty Python sketch except reverse the roles. (The employee tells you the bird is dead and you claim it's just "taking a nap" and you want to return it because you don't like the color.)
428. Make a potato launcher and fire it randomly inside the store!

[SirBlaziken]

429. Reenact an SSBB battle in the employee break room
430. Be in the employee break room

[glash101]

431. Go inside a computer that someone is going to turn on,and when they do turn it on,appear on the screen but as an error message and say "A guy that you should kick out is in aisle 5" But make sure someone is there.Then laugh so hard they notice you.

[Meowstic Royalty]

432: Speak into the announcement microphone and say "Only you can hear this."

[Hitmonchu]

433. Take a pair of scissors and cut a bottle of red dye in half, then wave them in someone's face.
434. Pull a hat over your face and jump into someone's shopping cart.
435. Dress up as a Gallade and run into the store. Body-slam an aisle, then take a product and smash it on the floor.
436. Shake up a soda and throw it at one of the helpers.
437. Take a magnet and put it on a TV screen.
438. Lie down on the checkout conveyer belt and put a barcode sticker on your forehead.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

439. Cosplay Nightmare on Elm Street with an actual knife glove and attack people

440. Randomly tackle people

441. Open bottles of oil and dump out all the contents onto the floor

442. Smash all the cakes in the bakery with hammers

[Hitmonchu]

443. Cover the floor with banana peels and oil.
444. Take a cookie and try to shove it into a DVD player.

[Meowstic Royalty]

445: Play golf with basketballs and baseball bats.

446: Take all of the Krisky Kreme donuts that dont have holes in them and make a hole with a power drill.

447: Grab a TV and put on a Justin Bieber radio station. Loudly.

448: Grab all the books, rip out the pages and make a huge origami boat.

449: Pour all the bottles of water on the floor and use your origami boat.

450: On your origami boat, point to a fat guy and yell "Land ahoy!"

[sans the skeleton]

451: Beat someone to death with a wet floor sign.

[Hitmonchu]

452. Eat a wet floor sign
453. Break a wet floor sign
454. Cosplay as a wet floor sign and pretend to kiss a wet floor sign
455. Take a frozen pizza and throw it like a Frisbee.

[Luminoose]

456. Wrap yourself up in all the toilet paper that you can find, and pretend to be a Walrus.
457. Find a Justin Bieber/One Direction/whatever notebook, and eat all the paper (Or chew it then spit it out). Rinse and repeat.
458. Grab a random carton of milk, pour it all over yourself (Slowly) and act all suggestive and whatnot. Don't forget to make noises.
459. Pretend to be a cashier/manager, then make up silly rules and basically do a terrible job. Make sure no one suspects your true identity.
460. Pretend to be a Zombie, stalk people and then pin someone down and pretend to eat their brains.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

461. Cosplay as the Powerpuff Girls and randomly shout "Stop right there [Powerpuff Villian]!" at shoppers and proceed to beat them up.
462. Cosplay as the Mayor of Townsville and grab all the pickle jars and whenever you are asked to give someone a jar, scream "Stay back! These pickles are MINE!"
463. Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and throw confetti everywhere you go while shouting "It's PARTY time everybody!" in the most annoying high pitched voice you can make.
464. Take a weed whacker and test it out on all the products on the shelves.