Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Shaymin]

Granted but now everyone is sick of them.

I wish my migraine would go away

[Dracoandy666]

Granted, but you get a headache instead.

I wish for 3D max.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but then it implodes.

I wish I could sleep more, but not too much.

[ShiraBliss]

Wish granted. Only instead of regular rest, you are routinely put under by anesthesia (courtesy of the Medic) and have all of your organs removed over time and experimented on in the Medic's free time.



Genie! I wish for the Nile!!!

[Shaymin]

Granted, but you get a headache instead.

Eh, a headache isn't worse than a migraine so I win!

Granted, but I thought you said Niall, so you get the son of my neighbour.

I wish for Meet the Medic already :U

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but in order for it to come out so quickly, it requires a sacrifice. Namely, you. You die.

I wish my feet were all snug and warm, not cold and uncomfortable.

[spritey]

Granted. I chop your head off and you die. Now your feet are all snug and warm under the soil in the graveyard.

I wish for a refreshing glass of water.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but I got the water from a mud puddle so it isn't all that refreshing.

I wish for a victini plushie.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. Oh, you wanted a Plushie? Oh. I hope you enjoy a fire rabbit that's been locked in a dark basement for 200 years.

I wish I didn't get that feeling you get when it's hot and you get all nauseous.

[Skarmory8]

Granted. You never feel hot again. You freeze to death, but luckily you don't feel nauseous

I wish for a scotsman

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but that Scotsman was the Demoman and he proceeded to blow you to smithereens C:

I wish I wasn't so irritated at the world right now >:\

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted. Instead, the world is all irritated at you. Inanimate objects included.

I wish that BT had less useless customer service staff.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but now there are useless customers instead.

I wish for a hat. An ordinary hat.

[Sizacu]

Granted. It's so ordinary, it hurts everybody's eyes, including yours.

I wish for some yoghurt.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY

I wish for a hamster

I wish people would get the Old Spice references made by a certain member of the site.

Granted.



What?

Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.

I wish I didnt have to go to mexico tomorrow.