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Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

Started by Hicky, May 31, 2009, 17:42

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Spook

You do but they accuse you of cheating, Sue you, And take all the Money you won and more.

I wish I could focus on Pkmn net
Mostly gone untill Black and White are out....I cant stand all the annoying rumors/speculation.

progartpkmn98

OK, but your internet connection will go down causing pkmn.net to go away.

I wish for a not fake copy of chuck norris' autograph

Webby2

Granted, but it is very smudged and worthless as it is unrecognisable.

I wish to be in Big Brother.

master1

Granted. You are now inside your older brother.

I wish for fruits! Lots of fruits! Tasty, tasty fruits!

TheAbandonedRose

Granted. But what tastes good in the fruits are all the bugs burrowing inside them.

I wish for a pet aligator! ^.^ Oh so cute!

Sebastian Moran

Granted~! Alas, you get a pet CD by The National. 
 
I wish to be cured of hayfever ;; 
 




be humble,
for you are
made of earth.






be noble,
for you are
made of stars.

Hicky

Granted, but you develop Yaws.

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.
I like Sqwirtle.

Webby2

Granted, but it's two halves of Sunglasses you get, meaning they are useless unless you glue the halves together.

I wish I had a pizza that was fresh, tasty and not mouldy.

Spook

Granted but its made of Hair.

I wish for a Better Brain
Mostly gone untill Black and White are out....I cant stand all the annoying rumors/speculation.

Chardan

You get a better brain, but you fall down the stairs shortly after, rendering it useless.

I wish for a Yorkshire Pudding covered in gravy.
What?! Were you expecting a signature?

SomeoneStoleMyUsername!

Granted, but the gravy is made of sloppy poop.  >:D

I wish I had been around when Caramelldansen was more popular.

Hicky

Granted, but that is during Pompeii and a volcano erupts and you die, with the album firmly in your hand.

I wish I was from Brazil and was six foot two.
I like Sqwirtle.

progartpkmn98

OK, but now Brazilians are now being hunted down (and you just so happen to be standing next to a police station)

I wish for the perfect Chuck Norris autograph. Chuck Norris (the actor from Walker, Texas Ranger) gives it to me, and I do not die or become unable to admire it soon after acquiring it.

Webby2

Fine, it is given to a person called Me, not progartpkmn98.

I wish for a moped.

progartpkmn98

I wish for $10000000000. Looks like neither of our wishes become true.


I wish for a