Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Spook]

You do but they accuse you of cheating, Sue you, And take all the Money you won and more.

I wish I could focus on Pkmn net

[progartpkmn98]

OK, but your internet connection will go down causing pkmn.net to go away.

I wish for a not fake copy of chuck norris' autograph

[Webby2]

Granted, but it is very smudged and worthless as it is unrecognisable.

I wish to be in Big Brother.

[master1]

Granted. You are now inside your older brother.

I wish for fruits! Lots of fruits! Tasty, tasty fruits!

[TheAbandonedRose]

Granted. But what tastes good in the fruits are all the bugs burrowing inside them.

I wish for a pet aligator! Oh so cute!

[Sebastian Moran]

Granted~! Alas, you get a pet CD by The National. 
 
I wish to be cured of hayfever ;; 
 

[Hicky]

Granted, but you develop Yaws.

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.

[Webby2]

Granted, but it's two halves of Sunglasses you get, meaning they are useless unless you glue the halves together.

I wish I had a pizza that was fresh, tasty and not mouldy.

[Spook]

Granted but its made of Hair.

I wish for a Better Brain

[Chardan]

You get a better brain, but you fall down the stairs shortly after, rendering it useless.

I wish for a Yorkshire Pudding covered in gravy.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but the gravy is made of sloppy poop. 

I wish I had been around when Caramelldansen was more popular.

[Hicky]

Granted, but that is during Pompeii and a volcano erupts and you die, with the album firmly in your hand.

I wish I was from Brazil and was six foot two.

[progartpkmn98]

OK, but now Brazilians are now being hunted down (and you just so happen to be standing next to a police station)

I wish for the perfect Chuck Norris autograph. Chuck Norris (the actor from Walker, Texas Ranger) gives it to me, and I do not die or become unable to admire it soon after acquiring it.

[Webby2]

Fine, it is given to a person called Me, not progartpkmn98.

I wish for a moped.

[progartpkmn98]

I wish for $10000000000. Looks like neither of our wishes become true.


I wish for a