Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sizacu]

Granted. Trojans are better, but you can still have a Magnum. It's been used. ==D:

.... I wish I had never looked that up.


Granted, but be aware of the anti-sleep police around, hm?

I wish for a cardboard box.

[MOP]

Granted but there are an infinite number of angry cats inside.

I wish I wasn't feeling so dizzy right now. :[

[AlexanM2]

Granted but you're forced to spin a circle for the rest of the week listening to: "You spin me right around"...

I wish to have really big macho muscles. :p

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Then you  get arrested for using steroids!

I wish for all the Happy Tree Friends DVDS!

[AlexanM2]

Granted... but its all in Russian!

I wish to be the best musician in the world!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted but, scared of your tallents, you attract an old horror film style mob and are hunted, feared for Being too good

I wish I could murder people and not get arrested

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Geanted. You are John "Jigsaw" Krammer. You had your throat cut open with an electric knife and are now dead....

I wish for a fluffy little bunny!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, you get a fluffy little evil bunny!



I wish for a portal to a minecraft world.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted, you get a fluffy little evil bunny!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute! :3

Granted. The portal DOES go to a Minecraft World and opens up over a lava pit which you then fall into and get burned alive upon exiting it!

I wish to meet Chaka Khan!

[hermesguy]

Granted, but it's just Chaka in antique Mongolian clothing.

I wish to somehow get my Enigma Berry back.

[Uncle Garnetto]

granted. you get a nenigma berry... with a nuke attatched to it, so when you try to use it it blows up, destroung your charector, team and half of whatever region you charector is in (i assume unova)
i wish i could have a TARDIS that i was able to control and didnt have any anemies hidden in it

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get one with MILLIONS of Justin Biebers and Rebecca Blacks which you find out in ten seconds is MUCH worse. And when you try to kill them, they multiply and you eventually go insane that you get lock up permanently in an asylum!

I wish I had a new computer!

[Uncle Garnetto]

granted, there is a nuke attached to it, and when you power it up... boom
i said WITHOUT enemies. justin beibers and rebecca blacks count as enemies

wish i could have a TARDIS that i was able to control and didnt have any enemies (including AWFUL singers luke justin beiber and rebecca black) hidden in it

[hermesguy]

Granted. You blow up.

I wish I was a Doctor Who fan...

[AlexanM2]

Granted. You blow up.

I wish I was a Doctor Who fan...

I looove that show!

Granted but you're forced be just like the Doctor. You live in a blue portapotty called Tarids.... forced to watch episode after episode.

I wish to have super strength! ** flexes**