Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[mewz2cute]

Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^

xD
That's so not cool. Lol

Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P

I wish I had an afro.

lol idk

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but your afro will be so big that you can't see.

I wish I won't procrastinate as much.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. You don't procrastinate and do all your work. Then you realized that work was due years ago.

I wish I was Chuck Norris

[q.c.™]

Okay. *POOF*

I wish that I was the luckiest person in teh world 8D

[master1]

lllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Granted. But you're so lucky that you just get bored of life and kill yourself. Or something.

I wish for Bakewell Tarts.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted but they expired five years ago.

I wish I had the power to stop everyone from wishing

[Charlie The Umbreon]

granted, but it reverses and you have to stop wishing.

i wish to be in a king size bed wth gerard way and oli skyes, with champangue : D

[Hicky]

Granted, but you get champangue, not champagne.

I wish that mother nature would call me.......

[Laprabi]

Granted, but she then kills you.

I wish my house was bigger than my country.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you can never pay the mortage.

I wish there was no business like show business.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. Then show business falls and there are no business in the world and everybody falls into poverty.

...

...

...

I can't wish.

[master1]

... *gives cookies*

I wish I had a can of soup.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

xD
That's so not cool. Lol

Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P

I wish I had an afro.

lol idk

I was going to include this in my post, but then it would be hard to corrupt. I don't mind being blind. It's not that hard.

Richie, your wish is granted, but the can explodes in your face.

[Hicky]

No wish, restart: I wish the last person would have wished.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but that makes your wish invalid, automatically corrupting it.

I wish I could learn PSI without the help of a Magypsy.