Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[zorro1]

Wish ma!



i wish i was KEWL

[Hicky]

granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement

i wish this wish had not been made.

[zorro1]

NOT granted




i wish i had MOAR chocolate!!!!!!

[master1]

Granted.
*blasts a bar of chocolate through your face at the speed of sound*

I wish my Pocket Pikachu liked me more. D:

[zorro1]

granted but it does some ??

i wish i ha EVEN MOAR CHOCOLATE!

take THAT, Richie!

[En garde...voir]

Granted but it's plastic

i wish i had a friend code for pokemon diamond

[zorro1]

Granted but you die!



I wish I was immortal!

[En garde...voir]

 Granted but when the solar system ceases to exist, you will be left to wander the far reaches of space, alone and in deepest despair for all eternity.

I wish i could dance

[zorro1]

Not granted!

I wish Bluffy didn't exist

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

I won't corrupt this wish. *Turns zorro1 into an internet troll and makes her vanish.* As for the others, they cease to exist online but become real and destroy where you live.

I wish Bluffy's roleplay would start soon.

[Z:illyhoo]

Ehhh....I don't know how to corrupt that wish!!

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish!

[Yugi24862]

granted, but you can't edit your post and the wish stays uncorrupted

I wish for a Keyblade

[MOP]

Granted but it's only an inch long.

I wish people didn't keep sardines in the fridge and make my super expensive chocolate taste like rotten fish...seriously.

[master1]

Granted, but the sardines rot in the cupboard instead and become completely disgusting.

I wish people would stop bothering me on/about a certain website. >>;

[Laprabi]

Granted, but they start bothering you about another website.

I wish I could be the guy.