Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Laprabi]

Granted, but you owe it all in debt.

I wish I could eat dinner.

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted, but the dinner is raw, and you get food poisoning.

I wish I had a real Squirtle

[auronofpokemon]

Granted, But it eats you
I wish i had a  Rotom with Ears

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted but the rotom sues you for making it weired!
I wish I had agent p,and he didnt atack me in any way.

[Torchickens]

Wish granted but he attacked you 

I wish my nose would stop being so blocked up.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted. It blows up, and takes your face with it.


I wish I could find the lyrics to this song without having to look it up.

[Torchickens]

Wish granted, but it isn't the song that you are looking for.

I wish the year would stop going so fast! Its February now.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but the school days take even longer *groans*

I wish I could cut out random pictures of food.

[MOP]

Granted but you can never have real food.

I wish I was 12 inches tall with dragon fly wings.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but you'll get squashed by the next rabbit you come across.

I wish my home phone ringtone was less annoying...
"bum bum dee dum dum dee doo dooooo doo doo do doooo"

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but it will never stop ringing!
I wish that my life was more interesting...

[Sizacu]

Granted, but your Mum would burn you somehow.

I wish I could draw better :c

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but your drawings will come to life and poke you with sticks.
I wish I could breath underwater...

[Sizacu]

Granted, but you'll stay underwater forever.

I wish I could kick a brick far enough to attack my enemies.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but your enemy would remove your legs and put you in solitary confinement!
I wish my dog was smarter...