Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[ShiraBliss]

Therefore corrupted

I wish for Pokemonz to be REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL 8DDDDDDDDDDDD

[Moon Chaser]

How do you know that it has not already been granted?

I wish that my togepi would evolve

[THE ARBITER]

granted but it evolves into a feebas


i wish i had no homework

[iKod]

((ENOUGH WITH THE ****ING NO HOMEWORK WISHES))
Granted, but you die.


I wish people didn't wish homework-related wishes.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but now everyone wishes for multiple Miley Cyrus' (WHY DID YOU WISH FOR THAT, MAN?!?!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!)

I wish my cat would live forever

[iKod]

Granted, but it falls into a wood chipper and feels extreme pain without being able to die.
You are sent to court with charges of animal abuse.

I wish i could draw well

[MOP]

Granted but you can only draw wells well and nothing else.

I wish my bag of bombay mix was coated in honey. 

[ZombieSteven]

Granted,but a swarm of bees sting you for stealing their honey.
I wish Pokemon Black and White came out faster.(Don't mess this up!)

[iKod]

Granted, but it ended up sucking.

I wish i could actually capitalize the i's

[qazz42]

granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life



i wish for a ti-84+ silver edition

[Darkwing]

Granted... but it has more bugs in it than the combined Eterna, Ilex, and Viridian Forests.

I wish there weren't so many mouthy brats in the garden today.

[qazz42]

granted but they will be eaten by zombies and the zonbies will stay

[Darkwing]

Not a problem... I have books on Vadoun.. Plenty of salt and my late Grandfathers flamethrower.

I wish there was a blue movie (Now there's an old phrase for you.) starring UK actor Danny Young and the actors who played Jasper, Emmet and Alice Cullen in Twilight.

[qazz42]

granted but the movie will be so crappy you die


i wish for a working pokemon game for my nspire graping calc

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but the graphics are so crappy, you can't read it.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.