Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[MOP]

Granted you did that thing all the time instead.

I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky.

[purplerush]

Granted, you are now a magicarp being carried away by a staravia =3
I wish I wasn't tired.

[Tom™]

Granted, now you're an insomniac.

I wish I was not lethally starving or anything, just hungry enough to eat dinner.

[purplerush]

Yay can I really have my insomnia back =D <3
Granted but your parents/carers hide all the food from you.
I wish you weren't everywhere I go 0___o

[q.c.™]

Fine, but you're everywhere I'm not and honey you are missing out on the greatest thing you'll ever experience.

Granted you did that thing all the time instead.

If you knew what I was talking about, you would realize how completely wrong that response is.


I wish that I had something better to do with my time.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, now you go do that thing you do all the time! =P.

I wish I knew where the phrase "A winner is you!" came from.

[Gusparce]

Ok but you forget where everything else you know came from. I wish I could understand Evs well...And Ivs.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but the all Pokemon games you have are confiscated and they get embargoed from your country.
I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself and wake up with no ill effects in the year 3000.

[Webby]

Granted, not much has changed but they live underwater (have fun drowning and meeting Busted!)

I wish I could challenge you to an interpretive dance battleee~

[Gusparce]

Granted but you lose. I wish I could get my shiny Treecko already -_-

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but a shiny Zangoose comes and kills it.

I wish I knew the secret to the Universe again!

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted, but you are mentally and emotionally scarred for all of eternity.

I wish someone would PM me for a battle. (wink wink, nudge nudge)

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but not right now! =P
I wish Flint was a little bit less awesome.

[Gusparce]

Now its not awesome at all. I wish Shiny Zangoooses would stop ruining my wishes 

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. Now one Shiny Zangoose ruins your wish!

I wish I had a fish that could fly!