Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Granted! But all of the sciemcey stuff going through your head is to much to handle, and your head explodes :3

I wish that i can never be friendzoned

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, now everybody hates you, and doesn't want you as a friend

I wish I could think of a wish

[spritey]

Granted. You know what to wish for. But you already used up your wish. Too bad.

I wish all your wishes would corrupt themselves.

[Spriter]

Granted, but you have just cause a paradox in time and space, thus sending you into an oblivion of misery and anxiety. lol.

I wish for my wish to be wished upon the below poster =P

[porygonpolygon777]

Granted i wish for a cookie for u and it explodes in your face and now your lower intestine is blowing t a very large size and now u need to poop but u cant so uexplode and thers crap every where

      I wish for rouge the bat to be real and shecomes to my house and i die.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, then eggman kills her and sonic and takes over the world

I wils for a big bowl of cheeses chiPs and gravey

[spritey]

Granted, then eggman kills her and sonic and takes over the world

I wils for a BIG bowl of cheeses chiPs and gravey

Granted. You get a !!BIG!! bowl of cheeses, chips, and gravey like you said. The bowl is so big that it lands on you. You get crushed. You die.

I wish for that I could fall asleep and dream good dreams anytime I want and wake up anytime I want.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you get addicted and choose never to wake up

I wish I could spell

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, you now can cast dark magic spells that backfire and kill you.

I wish I had a real lightsaber.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you power it up while holding it the wrong way and it kills you

I wish I was a dragon

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but you also have the power to inhale fire (as opposed to exhaling it) and you cook yourself from the inside out!

I wish for the ability to fly and breathe underwater so that there would be no limit to where I could travel.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You CAN fly but only can live uderwater since your lungs turn into gills....

I wish Black 2 and White 2 would come out sooner!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, and they are awful because they got rushed

I wish for more wishes

[spritey]

Granted. You have more wishes, but they cannot be granted.

I wish for a million dollars.

[lugia95]

Granted. You now have one million dollars. In monopoly money.

I wish for a free trip to New York.