Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you never said who gets them. Scout gets them instead.

I wish for another wish.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but the wish is wished at random, and it appears that the wish is that you wished to burst into pieces.

I wish Loz gets her puppy without any kind of shenanigan on her.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but the below user explodes.

I wish that I didn't have so much homework.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but the below user explodes.

Gee, thanks!

I wish that I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, your dog ate your homework and now you're in trouble for it!

I wish for the ability to change my appearance and voice like Paige can with her glamouring ability in Charmed.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you explode a second time.

I wish that I could play the hardest songs on Guitar Heron on expert and FC them.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but her explosion makes you explode. She is supposed to respawn in ten seconds, though.

I wish for a goose and goat fusion.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for a Krusty Krab Pizza.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but the krusty krab pizza is for you and me
and when i say that
i mean its just for me

i wish i didnt have to get out of bed

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but I get my Krusty Krab Pizza back.

I wish that I had more time to think of a wish.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You then drop dead.

I wish for a real My Little Pony!

[the bread dragon]

granted, but its more a My Large Pony then little. have fun with the poop~

i wish i wasnt so tired

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but you turn into Captain Jigglypuff's disobedient pony.

I wish Alice and I did not say so many innuendos in IRC.

[the bread dragon]

granted but now youre saying them in real life around judgemental people

I wish I didn't have to get out of bed (again D;)

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but the Bed starts draining your energy and you eventually become a bed zombie.

I wish Little Mac had a better aerial game.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but his ground game then completely sucks.

I wish I had the 3DS version on SSB4