Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted.  You now must real the novelized version of all the seasons for The Jersey Shore and write a 10000000000000000000000000000000 word essay on the book. It is far worse than it sounds.

I wish I had a lemon bar!

[Sizacu]

Granted - but it has strong undertones of rotten flesh.

I wish for a bigger house.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, your home is one squared inch bigger. However, in the contract it is written it is actually one quared kilometre bigger, thus causing the bank to pursuit you until you pay the "real" cost of the estate. You eventually end up in jail and  die due to the last supper.

Granted, but now all you can do to respond to questions is yell out 'Sure you can!' and then do an uppercut.

↑ I ain't even mad, this is what I wanted to do anyway.

I wish I could drive the M A S H E E N.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get in and it blows up as soon as you start it.

I wish for a cat named Fluffums!

[Krowler88]

Granted! But the cat scratches your guts out and no one is around to help you.

I wish for a laser on the moon and Dr. Evil fires it at Austin Powers' home while he sleeps

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, you are also inside the house and you die a horrible death.

I wish I had a carrot cake!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. However, you must fight against Virginia and Frisbee, and you eventually die in the battle, which lasts 47 episodes.

I wish McPixel were real.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but they can only be seen at McDonalds

I wish that I had some ice cream.

[the bread dragon]

granted, you have frozen rash cream now.

i wish this thunderstorm would blow over already

[Sizacu]

Granted, and now it's hailing emojis.

I wish for a set of blue stickers with the words 'good job!' handwritten on them.

↑ I ain't even mad, this is what I wanted to do anyway.

Ah... oops.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. However, it says under that "nincompoop". So basically you're being sarcastic. Not really a corruption, though.

I wish that my corruption was better.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, your corruption is so much better that it corrupts everything in existence!

I wish to have a lightsaber with a hilt that is made from a combination of Katchin and Chrome Digizoid.

[The name master]

Granted, your corruption is so much better that it corrupts everything in existence!

I wish to have a lightsaber with a hilt that is made from a combination of Katchin and Chrome Digizoid.

Granted. But the lightsaber is a faulty one and will blow up if you use it!

[Petzbreeder]

You have to make a wish after corrupting the last one.

I wish for an "excellent" clone of Mr.Burns.

[The name master]

I was just doing that!

Granted! He'll turn out evil!

I wish the name rater would rate the 401 nicknames!